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Privacy

Plain English. Not a law firm. Konduct makes Sudo Simon. This page will be tightened by a lawyer before we take cards on sudosimon.com. Until then: we collect as little as we can, and we do not sell you.

What lives on this device

The lab (your Personal OS, chat with Simon in the studio, waitlist tick, cookie choice) is stored in this browser. We do not put that work in a world-readable database from this demo site.

What you send us

If you join the list or leave a note, that text stays on this device in this preview. When the live shop opens, a proper inbox will receive notes — the address will still not be printed on the page. Do not send passwords, health records, or other people’s data through the box.

AI

“Ask Simon” and the studio chat talk to an AI model so Simon can answer. Do not paste secrets. We are not your lawyer, doctor, or bank.

Cookies

See Cookies. We use them to remember the banner, not to follow you around the internet.

Your rights

Australian Privacy Principles apply to the live product. Ask, correct, delete — use the note box. If you are in the EU/UK, say so and we will treat the request as a rights request.

Last updated 22 September 2026. Hosted for now as a preview of sudosimon.com.